A blonde bought two horses and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut off the tail of one horse, which worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. The second horse's tail tore in the same place and looked exactly like the other horse's tail. Our blonde friend was stuck again.

The neighbor then suggested that she notch the ear of one horse, which worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again, our blonde friend couldn't tell the two horses apart.

The neighbor then suggested that she measure the horses for height. When she did that, the blonde was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one.

Q: Why shouldn't Blondes have coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

An old blacksmith realized it was time to quit working so hard, so he picked out a strong young blonde man to become his apprentice.

The old fellow was crabby and exacting. "Don't ask me a lot of questions," he told the blonde young man. "Just do whatever I tell you to do."

One day the old blacksmith took an iron out of the forge and laid it on the anvil. "Get the hammer over there," he said. "When I nod my head, hit it real good and hard."

Now the town is looking for a new blacksmith!

You heard about the Blonde pilot and his co-pilot that were flying across the Atlantic and discovered they would not make it because they were running low on fuel. The blonde decided to lighten the load by jettisoning some fuel.

Subject: Jack's Phone Number

Blonde Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"

Operator: "I'm sorry, I don't understand who you are talking about."

Blonde Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide - it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning.

Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"

Bambi, the blonde in her fourth freshman year at UCLA, sat in her U.S. Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi thought a moment, then answered, “that was the decision George Washington had to make when he decided to cross the Delaware.”

Did you read about the 2 blondes walking down the street, and walked right into the building?

You'd think one of them would have avoided it.

When the blonde saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), at the movie theater she went home and got 16 friends!!!

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.

The blonde kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"