A cop pulls over a car load of Blondes....

Cop: "lady, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?"

Blonde: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65."

Cop: "Oh lady, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you're on!"

Blonde: "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful."

At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other Blondes are shaking and trembling.

Cop: "Excuse me, lady, what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking something terrible."

Blonde: "Oh, we just got off of highway 101."

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint.

He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.

He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is ok.

She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing.

She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat.

She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....

FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross the street. I was crossing with a blonde co-worker of mine, when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is red.

She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing DRIVING???"

Q: Why don't Blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

There was this beautiful blonde, about 24 years old, in one of the new convertibles driving hell bent for leather down the road. She was soon
being followed by a highway patrol car siren screaming. This went on for several miles until the girl suddenly turned into a service area screeched to a stop and rushed into the woman's rest room.

"Now we've got her," chortled on cop. moments later she walked back to her convertible and the waiting policeman. Smiling a beautiful smile she looked at him demurely and said, "I bet you thought I wouldn't make it didn't you?"

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

Oh G-d! I hope it's mine!

A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

Cop: Do you know where you were going?

Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question. "If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?"

After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because
it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."

They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her. Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same
question.

In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings."

Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her. Finally, the blonde entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead.

She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."

The people from NASA replied, "why, don`t you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"

The blonde smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I`d go at night!"

A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye.

The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor, in disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see through, covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters.

As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face. "Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get emotional about getting glasses."

I know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart set on wire frames."

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?

To see what was on the other side.